Kambing Gunung

sykt.jpg oh shoot~ i lost track of time… actually forgot to post today’s entry~ but then again, it was well worth it ah 😉 ..hohoho…I’m just gonna do a short one today~ gonna sleep early for a change.. so here goes nothing..

Monkey ‘Balls’ anyone?

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If you have ever wanted your own set of monkey balls you are in for a treat. These magnetic monkey balls even sing when you play with them and can make different sounds depending on the nature of your play. Spin your balls in the air and they will make a whistling noise, attach your balls to each other and swing them like a pendulum back and forth, but beware if you get your balls too close together and they might crash into each other thanks to the magnetism monkey balls possess. Trust me no one likes it when their balls crash together. Place your balls on the desk, pinch them and spin them about to be greeted by a subtle fluttering sound, try spinning your balls on different surfaces to get different sounds. Beware; don’t leave your balls lying around they can damage CRT displays and pacemakers with their magnetism.

Sounds… uuuh.. gosh.. i’m speechless… DISTURBING really! yet.. i am curious on how to play with Monkey Balls… see! i can’t seem to find a way to say it without making me sound like an animal molester! hahhaa..

courtesy of i4u 

How To Masculine-ise you Phone

Mari sini I teach you….The guys at Double Viking have been kind enough to help us “man-up” our phones.. so here’s how…

#1 “Man” Up Your PlanGot unlimited night minutes starting at 6 PM, free texting and 1000 anytime minutes?  Wow—that’s great! You vagina. First off, don’t take the free texting.  Men don’t text. Our thumbs are far too large and hairy to push those little buttons fast enough to form words.  Naw dude—we yell.

And what’s with all these minutes, dog? Spending a lot of time calling up your bros to compare outfits? “Yo, Anthony—what sneakers you think match my red bra?” A real man only needs two minutes a month on his cell phone—for the two times you feel like answering when your bitch calls.  Nuff said.

#2 “Man” Up Your Phone

YOU: “Check out my Sidekick! It’s got email, IM, games, a web browser…”

DOUBLE VIKING: “Does it come with a carrying case…for your balls? Since you cut them off and everything.”

Men don’t use “smart phones.” We don’t use skinny phones, razor phones, camera phones, mp3 phones or video phones, either. We need that super cheap phone…the one where you actually get money back when you buy it.  When you drop a man’s phone, it shouldn’t break.  It should bounce.  Twice.  Then you should be able to pick it up, head to the park and shoot some hoops with it. 

And we want our phones big—so big it takes up your hold hand, with the second hand being used to carry the oversized battery pack.  Unless it comes with backpack straps. Now THAT’s manly.

#3 “Man” Up Your Ringtone

Just because it’s technologically possible to have Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl” as your ringtone doesn’t mean you have to use it.  A manly ringtone? Something offensive and loud.  I personally rotate between three tones—the sounds of gunfire, the sound of a dentist’s drill gnashing and burning teeth, and, of course my mainstay—Cher’s 1999 hit single, “Believe.”  What?

#4 “Man” Up Your Voicemail Message

“Hi, this is Joe.  I’m not in right now…so leave a message.  Thanks!”  Beep—WRONGGG!!!

Dude, how pussy is that? You’re giving up waaaay too much information.  You might as well give them your measurements and a list of your top five favorite poems. Douche.

Here are some suitable messages:

“It’s me. Leave it…bitch.” <!–[endif]–>

“Yo. Bye.” <!–[endif]–>

“Sup? Beep’s comin…”

“Hello? What?  I can’t hear you…wait, hold up…”

“Thanks for callin’ Dudetown, USA—population me.”

“Sorry, bro. Getting electrolysis treatments on my lower back. Leave a message.”

 *note:  if you’re too lazy to read through all that.. here are the main and crucial manly cellphone commandments that you should remember:

1.”Men don’t text. Naw dude–we yell.”
2. “When you drop a man’s phone, it shouldn’t break. It should bounce. Twice.”

courtesy of  DoubleViking

Beatles-branded iPod?

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First there was the iPod by Bono/U2.. now it’s the Beatles‘ turn..

Fortune magazine is reporting that Britain’s EMI Group (the Beatles’ record label) is close to making a deal with the house of Jobs. There’s talk of bringing The Beatles’ catalogue exclusively to iTunes and even using one of their songs in an iPod ad. But what’s even more interesting is talk of a Beatles-branded iPod.

courtesy of iLounge

Sorry~ Sorry~!

ok before you watch this… let me just give a brief intro so you won’t get lost since it’s in Dutch, German or watever European language it is in… so basically, this is supposed to be a serious talk show which talks about surgery that’s gone wrong…it is hilarious.. yet…well, just watch…. i actually feel sorry for the Host…

  

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One Response to “Kambing Gunung”

  1. emma29 Says:

    So ur phone is masculine now babe? Hehehe i cover it with pink silicone tarus jadi girly *lol* so much for being huge n masculine *hmmmphh*

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